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Luchaburger
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High Flying Fighter
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Name Luchaburger
Species Human
Origin Earth

Details[]

After a title loss at Battle Brawl 3, Jimmy Cheeseburger vanished from the ring. Soon after a masked luchador, Luchaburger, started to rise in the ranks as a new contender. Jimmy returned to Earth scarred from battle as Captain Fishburger.

Story[]

Ascension[]

The strangest man came into the diner tonight. He ordered a burger and fries and just seemed fascinated by everything. He asked the strangest questions and left me a large coin as a tip. It looks like it might be gold, but that couldn't be possible...could it? - Mitzi S. Waitress at the Downtown Diner, 1973[1]

The strange man came in again today. My boy Saul was waiting for my shift to end so we could go home. He drew this while he was waiting. I asked him what it was, and he said it was the funny man in the diner. The kid sure has a wild imagination. - Mitzi S. Waitress at the Downtown Diner, 1973[2]

At first I was scared of the funny man. But I think he's nice. He told me a story about a fight between a cheeseburger and an ice cream cone. -Saul S., Age 5, at the Downtown Diner, 1973[3]

There was a fire at Saul's school today. He got lost in the smoke and was the last kid they got out. He said his friend the funny man kept the fire away from him and told him stories until the firemen arrived. He said, "Mama I was brave like the Cheeseburger". I'm just glad he okay. - Mitzi S. 1973[4]

Though the Lord of Unearthly Pleasures is often amiable and even merciful, he is an elder Ascended Demon. He has created and destroyed entire worlds on a whim. Beneath his jovial exterior is an ancient being of woeful power... - The Cosmic Stranger[5]

Of all the things I've experienced across the myriad realities, none have inspired me as much as the sights, flavors and simple souls I encountered in this Diner. I shall create a world full of whimsical champions from the seeds of what I have found here... - The Lord Of Unearthly Pleasures, Downtown Diner, 1973[6]

Some call me a monster, but there are things in the dark corners of reality that are far far worse. Something is coming, I feel it, something that could threaten every reality. I must learn more, and there are places even I cannot safely go. I need a champion, my most favored son. I hope he forgives me for stealing his soul... - The Lord of Unearthly Pleasures, Nullspace at the End of Time[7]

A soul is a strange thing to carry in your hand. At once weightless yet infinitely heavy. Come my son, we have work to do. - The Lord of Unearthly Pleasures, between realities[8]

Something is stirring. Someone, some thing has broken the rules. I must learn more, I must find the source of this abomination... - The Lord of Unearthly Pleasures[9]

Receive my power, my son. The power of an Ascended Elder Demon. - The Lord of Unearthly Pleasures[10]

Behold! The soul of a hero, the power of an Elder Ascended Demon... in cheeseburger form![11]

Versions[]

Luchaburger[]

Battle Tribes - Wave 29 Luchaburger. Blue with paint applications. Battle Tribes Wrestling figures include: 8 heads (6 food, masked and bald), painted Wrestling boots and gloves, painted Championship belt, and 1 painted wrestler mini figure body. Also includes Standard Battle Tribes boots & furry trunks. Each 2.75" figure has 10 points of interchangeable articulation. 17 total parts. Glyos compatible. Released on July 8th, 2022. $16 each.

Cheeseburger Ascended[]

Battle Tribes - Wave 31 Cheeseburger Ascended. Translucent Pink (Mordireus) with paint applications. Battle Tribes Wrestling figures include: 8 heads (6 food, masked and bald), painted Wrestling boots and gloves, painted Championship belt, and 1 painted wrestler mini figure body. Also includes Standard Battle Tribes boots & furry trunks. Each 2.75" figure has 10 points of interchangeable articulation. 17 total parts. Glyos compatible. Released on March 4th, 2023. $16 each.

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